Watch Movies Online :

• Director: Michael Bay
• Release Date: June 2011
• Run Time: 150
• Genre: Action, Adventure, Science Fiction, Fantasy

You are either into the works of animation gargantuana by Michael Bay; or, you’re not. There is not a middle ground. Critics have been jabbing into each other’s unguarded midsections over who is more adoring of the “testosterone filled” excitement of the latest Transformers movie “Dark of the Moon.” Let’s get one thing straight first. Hormones in any creature are meant to be in them in adequate amounts. Testosterone is no exception. So when testosterone is waning in an adult male human, the sufferer tends to be moving into estrogen imbalance which has one effect: it makes him cranky. Therefore, this critic will not assault Bay’s T3 film as testosterone anything. It is a hot, fast-moving, animated war flick where the good guys win.

What I loved about this Bay-Spielberg collaboration is that they underhandedly position Hillary Clinton as the new has-been of liberal Hollywood’s politics by making Fran McDormand’s character (Charlotte) the evil henchwoman who is plotting with the evil Decepticons to take down the good ol’ USA. But at risk of sabotaging your enjoyment of a first-rate animation extravaganza, I will say no more. It is amusing though how the veiled messages of top Hollywood Democrat fundraisers (Bay and Spielberg) are lanced out into the open through a multi-million dollar supposedly kid-flick. Only in the USA can this type of money be used to make something so much fun for the whole family- voters and non-voters alike. What’s next a movie about Mussolini?

Sam Wit icky is back and Chicago is the backdrop for the mother of all battles. The Lincoln Memorial, sadly again, is whacked by a force of evil—one time too many for this Patriot. Abe did his part to get us this far. What is with the suggestives on he is better off whacked again? Shia LeBouef rocks as the action guy who directs the Special Forces to whip butt against the Decepticons. I am always amazed at how they create Sam to be the unsuspecting unwilling American hero after he gets two stabs at his first girlfriend Megan “LUSCIOUS!!!” Fox in T1 and T2, and now a third played by the hotly Rosie Huntington-Whitely- and the hottest Camaro ever- BUMBLEBEE!. I am sorry. Anyone else’s ego would scream: CALL ME WHEN YOU WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN!!!!

Go see it. The critics have it all wrong- it is all good clean fun.